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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter

 Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
 ‎Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
 Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
 Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
 Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
 Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
 Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
 Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!

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Getting a TV show is the new Best Actress Oscar...

It seems like the second someone gets a new TV show, they get divorced. Jennifer Lopez joined American Idol—divorces Mark Anthony Ashton Kutcher joined Two and a Half Men—divorces Demi Moore Zooey Deschanel started New Girl—divorces Ben Gibbard Russell Brand is starting a late night talk show on FX—divorces Katy Perry There are probably even more examples that...

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